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Re: girl pursued by lesbians needs your help

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From: Mark Schnitzius
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 13:58
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jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH) writes:


>can anyone tell me how to make lesbians stop hitting on me? i am a
>heterosexual by choice and i don't plan to change that, yet several masculine
>women have been just a little bit too friendly to me. help.

>-jane


Hmmmm....  Well, Jane, the first thing we will need is some evidence
that these are actually lesbians, and that they are actually hitting
on you.  I suggest you come on to one of them, then bring her back
to your room, where I will be waiting in the closet with a camera,
taking careful note of anything that develops.

-mark
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Subject: Re: girl pursued by lesbians needs your help
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