🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <1993Jan24.213312.17577@gagme.chi.il.us>, pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Va
der) writes:
>JANE HORVATH writes:
>>can anyone tell me how to make lesbians stop hitting on me? i am a
>>heterosexual by choice and i don't plan to change that, yet several
>>masculine women have been just a little bit too friendly to me. help.
>
>Oh man did you blow it. Here I was, about to proclaim you as the best
>"instant oldbie" since the canetoads, and you post this. One Carasso is
>enough (in fact, it's one too many). Collect your last check at the door,
>and don't let it hit you on the ass and dislodge the suppository on
>the way out. PV
>--
>Paul Vader            systems analyst, hell's cavenewt, rollerblader,
>pv@gagme.chi.il.us    FOAF, smartass liberal democrat
>

calm down, paul. i didn't mean to offend you or any other gays (or do you
prefer 'homosexuals'? ) with my post.

-jane

if you ask real nice, maybe i'll give you a suppository, though i'm sure
it will seem small in comparison with what you're used to.

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