🚀 go-pugleaf

i wrote this a couple of days ago at home.

i am. there are approximately an avogadro's number of energy lines (non-
intersecting) emanating from my body. they enable me to sense things when 
my mind is otherwise distracted by such things like sleep and thought. this 
is the same paper i used to write my grandparents. not the exact same but 
the same anyway. these lines are generated by a neural network as of yet 
undiscovered by cytologists and anatomists. of course, one would think the 
energy required for this sort of network would be enormous. this is not the 
case. because these are cells and not a machine there is almost no power 
loss. the fields are generated through the action of specialized organelles
. each are enriched in certain ion pumps. one organelle concentrates 
positively charged ions, generally Mg++, Ca++, and K+, while the other 
concentrates negative ions like Cl- and OH-. the organelles are so 
efficient that the intervening space is nearly ion free. thus the cell has  
(+) and (-) poles. when induced to do so, one organelle releases ions (
usually negative) which travel at nearly the speed of light towards the 
other (oppositely charged) organelle. because there are practically no 
other ions in the intervening cytoplasm the ions never meet anything 
besides the other organelle. this is somewhat similar to an electron beam 
striking a rotating metal plate and generating X-rays. it is an interesting 
phenomena which is not yet understood. since i am the only person known to 
exhibit this phenotype i will be forced to obtain tissue samples by 
removing pieces of flesh from my body.
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"i sure wish i didn't have to print out every posting and read them by
brail. ascii just doesn't seem the same as when i could see."
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1