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Re: And the heinous substance of the day is

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From: Arthur Delano
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 23:42
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In article <1993Jan25.064851.16967@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com 
(Budd Hazard) writes:
>jake@introl.com (Joel Jacobson) writes:
>] i am waiting for my soda can to start glowing and my insides to start 
>] revolting.
>
>but.. but.. your insides ARE revolting.
>
>have you ever had a really GOOD look at your insides?  they're all
>wet and squshy and colored funny.  they're warm and moist and...
>uh...

By no trivial coincidence, just this afternoon at the Ann Arbor 
Public Library's annual book sale, i found a manual on ambulatory 
surgery, dated 1947.

i envy the ability of medical illustrators.  Since they are great 
artists, they involve the viewer emotionally with an economy of 
line and detail in inheritance of the old masters; one can actually 
feel the carcinoma or bone fracture.

As i fingered through the book, rich with photographs and illustrations, 
the mailroom invoice fell out.  i have a forty six year old virgin 
in my backpack.  i will study the chapter on genital surgery with
great care and sensitivity towards its needs.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"You'll never find happiness as a human being, kid." -- Suehiro Maruo
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