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Re: dear paul...(was Re: girl pursued by lesbians needs your help)

#15950
From: Tom Boutell
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 01:11
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JANE HORVATH writes:
>Paul Vader writes:
>>JANE HORVATH writes:
>>>can anyone tell me how to make lesbians stop hitting on me? i am a

>>Oh man did you blow it. Here I was, about to proclaim you as the best
>>"instant oldbie" since the canetoads, and you post this. One Carasso is

>calm down, paul. i didn't mean to offend you or any other gays (or do you
>prefer 'homosexuals'? ) with my post.
>-jane
>if you ask real nice, maybe i'll give you a suppository, though i'm sure
>it will seem small in comparison with what you're used to.

OK, ok... hmm... (removing pencil from ear-no, nowhere else, not
on Mondays at least)

isis% scoreboard talk.bizarre JANE HORVATH
Calculating... done.

STICKING FOOT IN POTENTIALLY HOMOPHOBIC SHITPILE, INSERTING 
FOOT IN MOUTH: -5 

SWALLOWING CONVINCINGLY: +6

isis%

-T

Keeping score, so you won't have to

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
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