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In article <1993Jan24.193355.16736@ncsu.edu> dsh@eceyv.ncsu.edu (Doug Holtsinger) writes:
>In article <gerald.727642733@gerald> 
>gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>>01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
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>>> JEFF WITTY
>>> ARMY R.O.T.C.
>>> a.k.a. PROUD SOLDIER OF THE US ARMY
>
>> I"M SURE THE U>S> ARMY COULDN"T BE PROUDER TO HAVE YOU ABOARD< JEFFY.
>
>Fuck off, you pretentious sniveling little asshole.  You had 
>better be damn glad that there are people who are willing to 
>put their life on the line for pompous little shits like you.
>No wonder IBM is losing so much money -- they've got too many
>snotty cock-sucking Canadians spending their time posting to the
>net.  Why don't you start pulling your weight and stop jizzing 
>on the net before they fire your lazy Canadian ass? 
>
>
>>Gerald
>
>
>Doug Holtsinger

Hi Dog, all us snotty cock-sucking Canadians are really ever so
fucking pleased to know that the freedom of the western world is
left in the hands of marginally sentient automatons like poor
jeffy. We are all just dancing around our igloos with glee waiting 
for the opportunity to express our appreciation in the traditional 
Canadian fashion of lining up along the world's longest unprotected
border and excreting fluids onto the other side. I will have you 
know mister holtsinge4r that the only reason Gerald is a pompous
little shit is because he has no limbs or he would be an enormous
pompous shit. The reason that IBM is losing so much money is that
they embody the typical Amurcun attitude that they have some devine
right to clog an otherwise bloated bureaucracy with thousands of
redundant middle managers. Furthermore, oh tainted tuna loaf, I 
personally have wheeled Gerald into the board meetings where he 
translates the wheezings of the fat-ass, cigar chomping sex offenders
who act as liasons between the Americon guvmunt and industrial
tycobbs. Gerald is neither lazy nor dayglo, he does however keep
excellent time when recorded in stroboscopic light. 

To conclude you whinging great blot of distended rectal tissue
you can expect a call from Canadian super hero Ken Taylor who,
on behalf of the United Reichstag of America, will tear up your
citizenship papers as you have made it apparent that you are:
a) a secret Australian mole
b) a graduate of Lehigh
c) a loud-ass death despite ignorance patriot

You may now please eat fuck and crawl back under KKKaldis' desk
and make sure that lobster bib is securely fastened