🚀 go-pugleaf

: 'Malappopiapism' indeed.  I've said it once and I'll say it again -
: the word is "malapriapism."  We can't have you Limeys coming over
: and mutilating the President's English.  Pretentious gits.

<sigh>
malapropism + inappropriate + priapism.
totally missed the point, YurtBoy old son.
<sigh>

: When I discovered that, in fact, he looked like a fiftyish
: Bilbo Baggins visiting the Spanish coast on a packaged football
: holiday, the sort of mildly perverted tourist who wears a
: Hawaiian shirt and pinches the stewardess' ass, a man
: reminiscent of nothing so much as Bob Hoskins in "Mona Lisa,"
: well... I wasn't, in fact, shocked.  But I think I may have
: snickered a little. 

"may have" ??
that's rich. that's almost richh.
the sight of an ageing hyena rolling around in the sandpit
was nigh on insufferable at the time, let me tell you.

: Uh huh.  Yeah.  Yeah, I can see your type being into spanking.
: Quintessentially English pastime.  When the rest of the world
: has moved on to electric butt plugs, fuzzy-logic vibrators,
: and genetically-engineered bull's pizzles, the English will
: still be spanking twenty-peso whores in stuccoed motel rooms
: on the Costa del Sol.

(hmmm - good idea, actually). <cough>
 
god; the racism, the venom! that's the trouble with you bloody yanks.

: So much for Empire.

there is no empire.
there is, however, a commonwealth.
it is commonbroke, but at least it's shared, you know.
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