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Re: Turkey sex

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From: Mark Schnitzius
Date: Sat, 09 Jan 1993 00:44
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bcollins@utdallas.edu (ARLIN B COLLINS) writes:

>In article <1993Jan8.211014.26797@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> rjwade@rainbow.ecn.purdue.edu (Robert J. Wade) writes:
>>In article <C0HpFz.1A4@panix.com> stcmille@panix.com (Steve Miller) writes:
>>>I would just like to point out, on behalf of mammels everywhere, that
>>>turkeys do not, repeat DO NOT have phalli.  No Turkey Dicks, period.
>>>Cloaca, that's it.
>>>
>>you mean coca-cloaca?
>  Is this the kind that *comes* in liters??

I would just like to take this opportunity to explain Arlin's joke to
everyone who missed it.  You see, he highlighted *comes* in his reply,
in order that we would catch the double-entendre, relating back to the
reference to phalli.  Get it?  *Comes*?  Turkey Dick?  Sort of a play
on words.

I felt this explanation was necessary, because we rarely see humor of
this level on t.b, and I thought some of you might miss it.  In fact,
it is so high-brow that I feel Arlin is just too good to be posting here,
so I humbly request that he hit 'U' now.

--mark
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