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 CHUKAR   Alectoris chukar

 Appearance: A large pale partridge with red bill and legs...

 Habits:  Inhabits some of the most severe and seemingly inhospitable
   habitats such as the barren upper slopes of Haleakala, Maui.  Usually
   seen running on the ground among rocks.  The birst sometimes pause to 
   survey their surroundings from atop a rocky mound.

 Voice:  A series of loud *chucks* sometimes followed by a repeated 
   3-syllable cackle.
 
 (This is my second favorite gallinaceous bird to have my girlfriend imitate 
 while giving me oral sex, second only to the Erckel's Francolin.  Of course,
 nothing can compare to the descending mournful whistle of the Black-Faced
 Shrikebill, but alas, so few women are capable of mastering it, and those
 are primarily to be found languishing in the brothels of coastal towns of 
 Fiji...)


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