🚀 go-pugleaf

there's only one man could ride this pig, said the old man.
but he's dead now.

lookit them tushes, said the old man.  you see them tushes?
sharp, boy.  razor sharp.  used to shave myself on them tushes.
pig didn't mind, he's cool.  less'n someone tries to ride him.

no, said the old man, he ain't got a name.  this here pig's too
big for names.

meat, said the old man.  nothing but meat.  you can't feed a
pig like that on nothing else.

city boys, that's what, said the old man.  won't take nothing
but.  he chuckled horribly.  phlegm.

speak up, boy.  you want to ride him?  give it a try?  huh?

the old man laughed.  deep and bubbly.  and shuffled away.

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squeal