🚀 go-pugleaf

 It is 1:38pm and my roomate is still asleep. I woke up at my usual
7:12am time, went to classes, came back for lunch, and yet he snoozes.
He and I share a bunk bed, and he gets the lower bunk. 
 I am thinking about walling him off, using sheet steel screwed to the
wooden frame. Or putting plywood moulds and removing them after the
concrete I pour in sets.
 With him out of the way, I would toss his junk in the dumpster, item
by item, until the room is mine. 

 The only problem is answering the question, "Why is your bed so high?"

 And a few weeks the smell would set in. Even concrete can't contain
decomposed bodily fluids forever.

                                                         Derrick

or shave off his left eyebrow
                                   vampires are so much fun

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