🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <8124@skye.ed.ac.uk>, ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
> 
> # It is by far the worst food I have ever tasted, bad even for
> # McDonald's[tm]. 
> 
> If you want to continue this game of gourmet one-downmanship, try
> drinking British Sherry.  A heavy drinking friend of mine says he once
> bought a bottle and he was glad when it was finished. 
> 
> Ken Johnson
> 

How disappointing. What an anti-climax the last sentence was.
I thought Ken would have said something like:
"A heavy drinking friend of mine says he once bought a bottle and
the combined weight of him and the bottle made a large dent in the tarmac"
or
".... he once bought a bottle and is now mailing it to you."
or
".... he once bought a bottle but now ships it in kegs"
or something else.

Thank you so very much.

Jason