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Re: how one becomes drunk

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From: fun fun fun boy
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 02:32
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In article <gHw5wB2w165w@cerianthus.pinetree.org> cowan@cerianthus.pinetree.org (Darin Cowan) writes:
>pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
>
>> >you became drunk faster on the alcohols that had a greater number of carbons
>> >then this would add support for your theory.
>> >--scott
>> 
>> go for it. get back to me after you've tested isopropanol, butanol, and
>> isoamyl alcohol. (you could try phenol too but it's not so lopsided, it
>> could be the control)
>
>I can't say for the others, but you can only get dead after consumption of
>(a lot of) isopropanol.  You cannot get drunk on it.

no! really!! kitty d. must have been trying to die!! no way!! as a 2nd
year loser grad student in biochemistry i'm really, i mean *REALLY* glad
you told me this. i wouldn't wanna have a committee meeting and tell them
my theory and have it just shot to hell when i tell them about my
controls! golly no!! ha. no, make that, HA.  

btw, the other will kill you as well. the phenol will also burn the shit
out of your insides as it denatures every protein in your digestive
system. fun fun fun!! get it now!!! it was a joke!! right, a *JOKE*!! 
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
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From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: how one becomes drunk
Message-ID: <1993Jan10.023220.13277@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
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