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Re: new! from Mattel!

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From: Gary Heston
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 04:11
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C J Silverio writes:
>Crash-Test Rock Star!  Complete with chartered plane, which pops
>apart into over one dozen pieces, and smashable Marshall amp.

NEW! Crash Test Presidential Set! Includes clueless President with
removable, readable lips; special VP with hollow head, and an entire
staff unable to recognize a recession! 747 and bullet-proof, 
bicycle-resistant* limousine extra. Instructions on how to wipe out
a campaign included.


* About 15 years ago, the Prez's driver pulled out in front of some guy
on a bicycle; damage to the limo was over $1200, ruined the front wheel
of the bike.


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
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From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: new!  from Mattel!
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Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
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