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Article #16369Re: Miracles of modern medicine
From: Arthur Delano
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 07:56
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 07:56
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In article <1993Jan9.163948.11189@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>I think it's time for the "Just how ill are you?" survey.
>
>So. Just how ill are you? We want details and dates, and a precise
>description of both the symptoms and pain.
hi.
my initials are AjD.
i am a caffein addict.
for a long time, i was not able to fully awake until after i had
poured a pot of brackish, steaming coffee down my willing gullet.
my cravings drove me to sordid ends, selling my birthright for a
double espresso.
but i have been off of coffee for two whole days now, and i know
that with your help, i'll be able to pull through the constant
throbbing headaches and sleepless nights, until i can become just
like all of you; a normal, drug-free citizen.
AjD
--
ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"You'll never find happiness as a human being, kid." -- Suehiro Maruo
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Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!sparky!uunet!gatech!destroyer!news.itd.umich.edu!ajd From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: Re: Miracles of modern medicine Date: 10 Jan 1993 07:56:00 GMT Organization: finchhaus Lines: 22 Message-ID: <1iokqgINNi8t@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> References: <9301060832.20@rmkhome.UUCP> <1993Jan8.230343.21861@sol.UVic.CA> <1993Jan9.163948.11189@vax.oxford.ac.uk> NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu