🚀 go-pugleaf

Jon P. Knight (jon@hill.lut.ac.uk) wrote:
: I'd just like to publicly denounce Lloyd Wood.  That was a Ken Johnson
: post and we should be proud of it.  I'll see to it that Lloyd is ceremonially
: burnt at the stake when he returns to the Hall tomorrow.  Or at least
: beaten up by one of our more violent females.

I am pleased that you have accepted the importance of your role, as a 
chosen defender of talk.bizarre.  The next step is to dedicate your entire
life to it.  No sacrifice is too high, no steps are too severe to keep
inferior posts off of talk.bizarre.

It should be clear that burning at the stake is too unreliable, and being
beaten by one of our net.goddesses is likely to be viewed as positive 
reinforcement.  What you need to do is acquire some C-4 or Semtex, strap
it to your body with proper fusing devices, and handcuff yourself to 
Mr. Wood.  Once there is no chance of him escaping the radius of destruction,
detonate the explosives.  You will go down on the talk.bizarre Martyrs'
list; even posthumous sainthood might be possible.

Hope this helps,
  -- Clifton

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