🚀 go-pugleaf

	Has anyone tried to smoke a fish. I don't mean in the way that 
makes them tasty to eat, oh no why not try rolling one up in a few skins 
and smoke the bugger. You'll find pure satisfaction there.  There ae many 
other things that people don't generally think of smokable substances but 
here are a few.  
	1. Grow a lot of pot in a small wooden shed,it must be a wooden 
shed or it won't work properly. Then when the pot is growing well you 
must burn the whole shed, this will make you very popular in the area as 
well as everyone will be stoned even the cops.
	2. Herbal tea bags. I know they taste disgusting as tea and when 
you remove them from your mug they look like a sanitry towel which 
courtney love can throw at the fans. Anyway rip open the tea bag and roll 
up. One thing to remember is to roach the fag before smoking or you may 
find that it simply falls out.
	3. If you are short on money then don't bother putting any 
tobacco into the rizla. I've seen so many people who smoke little more 
than just the rizla and they seem to enjoy it so why shouldn't we all.
	4. Dogs. We all love dogs don't we. Many of us have them for 
pets, some of us have them for dinner, there are even people out there 
who have them for lovers.  So what is the perfect way to end your long 
hard day?  Well its dogs brain cigars, these are quite rare so you may 
have problems locating them but please make the effort as once you have 
tried them you won't be able to stop.
	5.penguin flem. Now this one is truely the best smoke you can 
ever get. There are several stages to succeeding in this so here you 
go.  First you must get your hands on a penguin,these are easily found at 
the local zoo or country park. then once you have the penguin you must 
wait for it to catch a cold, you can encourage this by making it sit 
arround on large blocks of ice all day. Now when the bird has the cold 
collect up the flem whenever it coughs and keep it in a small jar in a 
fridge or cold cellar. Now you must travel to the desert and place the 
flem under the sun until it dries up leaving a crusty reidue.
	Now you have the containts of one penguin flem cigarette.
	Enjoy it and love it, its great.

bye bye , love you all. 	 





"Choose life.Choose a job.Choose a career.Choose a family.
Choose a fucking big television.Choose washing machines,cars,compact
disc players and electrical tin openers... choose DIY and wondering
who the fuck you are on a sunday morning.Choose sitting on that couch 
watching mind-numbing,spirit crushing game shows,stuffing junk food into
your mouth.Choose rotting awayat the end of it all,pissing your last
in a miserable home,nothing more than an embarressment to the selfish,
fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose a future.Choose life...But why would i want to do anything like
that."