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In article <4f8cns$c91@csu-b.csuohio.edu>, drsoran@ni.cba.csuohio.edu says...
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>Jon Martin (cs95469@wolfcreek.cs.ualberta.ca) wrote:
>: nemecj@mit.edu (Joseph Edward Nemec) writes:
>: >Yeah? How? Hockey riots when you losers lose? Bob and Doug MacKenzie?
>: >Drinking alot of Molson and hitting each other?
>
>:      You really believe this stereotyped image?  The MacKenzie brothers 
were
>: _satire_ you idiot.  Which illustrates an important point.  Canadians can
>: laugh at themselves.  Not just what they do, but who they are and what this
>: country really stands for.  We can look at what we are honestly.  And 
>
>        Hell, they might as well laugh at themselves, everyone else 
>does.  As for Canada's armed forces.. I seriously have trouble believing 
>that they could conquer L.A. much less the entire nation.
>
>: >Give me a break. Canada produces nothing. Not music, not film, not art,
>: >not science. Zip.
>
>:      That shows you have never even bothered to look.  There is more 
Canadian
>: music, film, art and science around you than you know.
>
>        Yea Joe-Bob.. we're forgetzing dat lotz a WWF wrastlers are 
>Canadian too.. 
>
>: >It's also Jazz, Blues, great film, great theater, great writers....the
>: >list is endless.
>
>:      The list is endless.  Yeah right.  I can only think of two great
>: yankee writers; Poe and Hemmingway.
>
>        I guess Canadians don't read much either.. try reading a good 
>book one day instead of watching a hockey game..
>
>: >By the way, has he lost the country yet?
>
>:      As popular as ever.  Whereas people continue to shoot at the White 
House
>: to kill your leader.
>
>        Hmm.. when you're right you're right I suppose.. I'm not sure if 
>you're trying to say Canada has better insane marksmen than we do or 
>whether you just love your Prime Minister.
>
>: >Yes, and you know what? If you idiot canucks would actually learn french
>: >(one of your official languages) or German, you would hear what they say
>: >about you. They laugh at you. As one of my friends from Paris said "Joe,
>: >why do these people wear that stupid leaf?"
>
>:      A lot more Canadians know French and German than yanks.  Most 
Canadians
>: speak at least two languages.  You yanks think you can get by with that 
>: language you call "English".
>
>        Well hell, can't blame us for that.. check out the UK.. I can 
>just see the limeys now trying to come up with an excuse..
>
>: >"But that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! I mean, Americans have
>: >power. Canadians are just Americans with even less culture and nothing."
>
>:      More compassion towards other nations, a more civil society, a more
>: consistent foreign policy, real commitment to world peace and the 
environment,
>: and a much better attitude towards the countries we travel in.
>
>        Translation:
>        "We try to walk softly and carry a big change purse.  If anyone 
>gets mad at us we give them money and plead with them not to be pissed at 
>us anymore."
>
>:      Oh sure, it is okay for all those inbred yanks to be pretend to be 
>: patriotic (while in reality they are just brainwashed), but God forbid 
there
>: should be a patriotic Canadian.  Canadian patriotism is at least more 
sincere,
>: we actually know what we are patriotic about, whereas you yanks are just
>: patriotic to whatever the government tells you.
>
>        Patriotic Canadians.. hahahaha
>
>-Actually most Canadians are quite patriotic, we're just smart enough not to 
have to shoot each other to prove it.