🚀 go-pugleaf

>>>	Actually, in Vancouver (that's on the West coast, as I'm sure 
The only place I move to would be... WINNIPEG! Ha!

>>>your U.S. "education" wouldn't have taught you), the climate is 
>>>much more pleasant than that oppressive, humid sauna that you call 
>>>Texas.  Hey, you probably live in a mobile home park down there, don't 
>>>you?  Those tornadoes must be just loads of fun when they pick up your 
>>>home and relocate it several kilometers away.  
>>
>>>: >that border, and any residual bits of "Canadian" culture long ago
>>>: >disappeared, (except for an obnoxious tendency to winge) so mujch so that
>>
>snip
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>>>: >Canadians travelling anywhere in the world are forced to plaster themselves
>>>: >with maple leaves to show they are different.
>>>: >George Purcell
>>
>>>	Not exactly.  Canadians carry maple leaves when travelling 
>>>because they don't want to be mistaken for Americans.  U.S. foreign 
>>>policy doesn't exactly endear people in, say, Central or South America to 
>>>Americans. 
>>
>>And the reason they are always mistaken for Americans is because they
>>unknowingly adopted all of our culture and ideas but just won't admit
>>it to themselves.   Thus the silly display of Maple leaves.

Are you an idiot? You stupid americans ('stupid americans' referring
to all americans who think we live in igloos and agree with this
garbage) think you've pulled us stupid nearderthals out of our igloos
and corn farming to turn into cool people like yourselves. You don't
even know what's Canadian! I assume because the X-Files is based in
DC, you think it's american, right? WRONG! I've been to
many-a-filmings of it. Pamela Anderson (Star of ButtWatch) is
canadian, so we haven't exactly adopted her into our culture. It seems
to me that because we live near you, we're supposed to have modelled
ourselves after you. Ever heard of the word 'Acculturation'? Or
'Cultural Exchange'? No? Look it up.