🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <4en4v3$cgo@nntp.ucs.ubc.ca>, dalel@unixg.ubc.ca (Dale Lum) wrote:


>        Canadian culture is alive and dynamic, and sophisticated far 
>beyond than what your pitiful American intellect is capable of 
>comprehending. 

Yeah? How? Hockey riots when you losers lose? Bob and Doug MacKenzie?
Drinking alot of Molson and hitting each other?

Give me a break. Canada produces nothing. Not music, not film, not art,
not science. Zip.

>American culture is fast food, conservative politics, and t.v.
>shows like "A Current Affair" and "Oprah Winfrey". 

It's also Jazz, Blues, great film, great theater, great writers....the
list is endless.

>Hey, when you 
>vacantly stare at Rush Limbaugh on tv in that characteristically 
>American way, does your jaw hang open, and drool run down your cheek?  
>Just wondering.

No, but the drool does run down the cheek of Jean Chretien. 

By the way, has he lost the country yet?

>        Not exactly.  Canadians carry maple leaves when travelling 
>because they don't want to be mistaken for Americans.  U.S. foreign 
>policy doesn't exactly endear people in, say, Central or South America to 
>Americans.  

Yes, and you know what? If you idiot canucks would actually learn french
(one of your official languages) or German, you would hear what they say
about you. They laugh at you. As one of my friends from Paris said "Joe,
why do these people wear that stupid leaf?"

"They don't want to be mistaken for Americans."

"But that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! I mean, Americans have
power. Canadians are just Americans with even less culture and nothing."


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>Dale.  (A proud Canadian)
         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Nothing more pathetic...

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