🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <310FDDDE.7C32@onramp.net>, oden@onramp.net writes...
>Dale Lum wrote:
>> 
>>         Hey, you live in Texas, right?  That means that you probably
>> married your cousin.  What's its like to live in an inbred town?  Just
>> curious.
>> 

I'll have you know that if we DID have incest in Texas, it would be 
bigger and better than any incest you could probably come up with. 
I mean, we wouldn't just molest cows like canucks, we'd molest whole 
RANCHES. And that's just the begining. 

> 
>Hey! 
> 
>Even if we were married to our cousins, it would be preferable than being 
>married to a insufferable canuck.

I wouldn't want to think about crossing the species barrier in such a 
dramatic and disgusting way. 

> 
>Just out of curiosity, what makes canadiacs think they are so grand anyhow?  
>What in your history supports such a contention?  At least europeons have had 
>greatness somewhere off in the murky past.  What has cana-(snooze)-duh ever 
>done / discovered / accomplished??

Done? Nothing. Discovered? Sneak up on cows BEFORE you molest them. 
Accomplished? See "Done". 

Nemec is Canadian. I rest my case. 

> 
>Other than being an annoying and insipid neighbor...NOTHING.
> 

So is Mexico but you don't see THEM posting slanderous comments about 
the state of Texas. 

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