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act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:

>heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8)) writes:

>>>There's a rumour round town that DAC's goin' down
>>>In flames 'n' in pain to our d'lighted disdain
>>>DAC's Osborn's distaste
>>>Like shit flavoured paste
>>>With Elle 'Stewart's frown and not even a soun'.
>>
>>"Down" rhyming with "disdain"?
>>
>>Ugh. Did you write the lyrics to "Tusk" by Fleetwood Mac?

>What lyrics????? Tsk tsk tsk

Please, Cyclops - what a silly thing to question my Glenn A. Bakeresque
qualities you have harkened to before. There are three verses, mumbled
incoherently during "Tusk". Thankfully, because the rhyming is dire!

Why are you asking who is on the phone
Why don't you think I'm the only one
Why don't you think that we're all alone
Just say that you love me (aiiyeeeee!)

"one" rhyming with "phone" and "alone"?

>Well trapped, such an obvious bait to catch the laureate of all.

But now the trap has turned and bitten the fox on the bum. The Poet Laureate
of Australia is close to returning from retirement after reading those terrible
rhymes of yours, Cyclops. Why don't you have a good hard listen to "I've Never
Been To Me", for some more rhyming inspiration - Charlene manages to rhyme
"Greece" with "Crete".

Laurie 8

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