🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <osborn.716691902@dragon> osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn) writes:
>lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058) writes:
>
>>Twas painful for the mummy of DAC
>>For he was born from a cyst on her back
>>When the doctor yanked him
>>DAC  automatically wanked him
>>And took milk from the genital sac.
>
>Go back to kindie Elle Stewart -- IS Office 1058.
>
>I thought Canada produced finer scum that you obviously are - or are you
>a lurker from Debt Centre Republican Headquarters?

Tom, such a torrid flame, such brutal wit I am just scorched,   
my entire nation smoulders from the heat of abuse. How ever
can I show my face in public again, the scars, oh the scars.

Actually Tom I hope when you raise your suckling, toothless
face from Princess Clayton's plump lap that you are rewarded
with a kindly pat on the head. Sister DAC can be so harsh with
her pets.  You have tried valiantly to suck wash her majesty's
mightily soiled nether bits, haven't you.

I am afraid that Lady Andrew Pedant will have to lash your
pearl drenched behind for grammar failings. She is ever so
watchful of grammar, you will probably be denied the teat
as well. You had best review the nightsoil you supplied as    
net.compost and correct your usage. 

At any rate, you ham sucking lard by-product, I must inform
you that until you have a contribution to make to the 
world, it would please me if you might be encouraged to 
lie down in the yard and await decomposition.
Failing that option, might I suggest that you tie yourself to
the bottom of the couch and get your little sister to vacuum
fuck you until the staples all come out.

Kindest regards,
Nelson MandelA