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In a previous article, johna@tigger.Colorado.EDU (John Allison) says:

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> "I like my potatoes mashed," said the customer. The waitress laughed.
> "I like my mutants smashed," said the cow. The cook puffed his cigar.
> "Yes, but hay gives me a headache," said the customer. A little girl
>carrying a balloon walked by the window. The cook flipped his burgers.
>The man paid his check, left a 25 cent tip, and left. The waitress
>left with the cook, leaving the cow to stare at her coffee.
> Some years later, when the diner was being torn down, the workers
>found an old newspaper article. The headline read "Man Hit by Potato,
>Dies." A sidebar detailed the divorce proceedings of a wealthy master
>chef and his fat wife. The cow watched with amusement, knowing that
>her udder was full. The cow, you see, lived forever since there was
>no war.

united states of america -- anagrams (pt. 3)

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22.  Mutants eat...die of caries.
23.  Africa does minute A-test.
24.  Romania studies cat feet.
25.  Situate a freedom in acts.
26.  It's a fiend's costume area.
27.  A maiden's forte: tit sauce.
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