🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <468oem$rfq@alterdial.UU.NET>,
   Walter Thompson <daveb@cs.com> wrote:
>Is it just me, or is anyone else tired of the pseudo-dadaist maturbatory 
>crap posted in newsgroups on a regular basis by people who think that 
>there's nothing funnier than typing a string of unrelated words and 
>calling it humor?
>

Is it just me, or is anyone else tired of pseudo-expert-I-am-the-final-
authority-on-this lectures from anal-vice-grip controll-freak necrophiles who, 
since they so tragically lost their job at the morgue, are NOW no longer able 
to get that regular "woody" they need in order to jump-start their day and, 
flailing around in a fit of helpless impotent rage, GRASP at anything ---- 
*ANYONE*, in some futile effort to try and flog them to death and, by so 
doing, regain some semblance of lost controll and more importantly to 
"resurrect" lil ole Woody who had ta go'an die like this on'em... (sob sob... 
sniff sniff...) It's just too painful for words, I know, Walt, just so IRONIC 
that it was the DEAD that brought lil Woody to life and now that they're all 
gone lil Woody durned hadta go'n get dead hisself!  ISSS JUSSS'A DAAAYAMN 
SHAME!!!

I'm really sorry for ya, Walt, I truly am!  Life without the daily cream-rinse 
can truly be dismal.  Ahh feeeahl yur pa... Hey wait!  You ever think'a takin' 
up grave robbin'?!





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