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a new PIU: a poem



We will form a new PIU
a better PIU
new & improved
able to clean nasty soapscum 
will whiten & brightn your teeth
will remove revolting pet odors
will disinfect your home
and kill cockroaches 
Tastes great too.
This New PIU
will be like a capitalist Soviet Union
or a communist USA
able to leap tall buildings
with a single click of the mouse.
A Cyber PIU will tower over
all the underlings below, in
the vast, windowless warrens of the New York City subway system.
Radically improved and polished,
not tarnished
Everclear and Everbrite
like a mickey-mouse nightlight in the night
But not like a mickey-mouse nightlight in the night
From hand to mouth and back
The hand with the the gun rules the world.
Or is it the one that rocks the cradle?  Oh, never mind.
Power grew out of the barrel of a gun
in Mao's day and in ours
With the Senderi Luminosi stalking
The mad black looming treachery of misrule
The ever-present evanescent howlings of citydwellers
The effervescent spirits hounding like nighttime ghosts,
haunting the effluorescences of the city's dusk
Painted in a thousand flickering colo(u)rs, mostly gold
and purple.

A.G. Muzcreidt
Chancellor of the soon-to-become New PIU