🚀 go-pugleaf

>>JANE HORVATH writes:
>>>can anyone tell me how to make lesbians stop hitting on me? i am a
>>>heterosexual by choice and i don't plan to change that, yet several
>>>masculine women have been just a little bit too friendly to me. help.

Paul "DARTH" Vader explodes:
>>Oh man did you blow it. Here I was, about to proclaim you as the best
>>"instant oldbie" since the canetoads, and you post this. One Carasso is
>>enough (in fact, it's one too many). Collect your last check at the door,
>>and don't let it hit you on the ass and dislodge the suppository on
>>the way out. PV

It might be superfluous, but allow me to remind you of The Rules, Paul:
If you want to criticize someone's prestige, you'd best have more than
they do.

If you know what I mean and I think you do.

joe-bob HEINOUS
oldbies are not "proclaimed" -- merely acknowledged, JANE