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THE VIRTUAL RELATIONSHIP CLUB (VRC)

Have I Got A Deal For You!!!

AIM: To create a "new" relationship the Virtual Relationship Club or (VRC)
which is a virtual relationship community on what is commonly referred
to as the relationship superhighway.

Background Research is essential on your (VR)
 
Over the past several years new relationships have been started in the
real world, but because of the need for compromise and outright change
these relationships have failed. By checking out our (VRC), you can now
be assured, that you can have the ultimate "Obseqious" mate or your
very own "Sex Slave".

Introduction: The Virtual Relationship (VR)
 
Your (VR) interactive medium described above would do anything you wanted.
Just think, no longer will you have to consider your mates feelings when
you want to do something, you can just DO IT! No more CRAP period!

What Can you expect from your (VR)
 
The ability to "log-in" to the (VRC) for the price of a local phone call
and experience exotic conversations without having to listen to your mate
complain about their day. The ability [via hardware supplements only
purchasable through (VRC)] to physically satisfy all of your darkest
sexual desires. The ability to abandon a particular (VR) whenever you tire
of their looks or the way that they sound. All this and much, much more!!!

The Competition, a Real Relationship (RR) [section Z]
 
Section Z is labeled thusly as it is the first letter of the word ZONED,
as in zoned out (AKA BORED), which after awhile most people in real
relationships become. Real Realtionships require a tremendous amount
of diligence, thought and unconditional love. Why waste time on these
things, when for a small set-up fee you can become a member of the (VRC)
and your relationship woes will end forever.

The Virtual Relationship Orgy Club

After you have purchased all the necessary hardware from the (VRC) and feel
confident in your ability to use these devices, we will invite you to join
the (VROC) Virtual Relationship Orgy Club. This club will provide you with
orgy sex anytime you like in the privacy of your own home. Once you have
experienced the (VROC) you will have absolutely no need for real human
contact of any kind, ever again.

Cost Analysis, Or the money saved while haveing a (VR)

Although the initial set-up fee and the subsequent hardware purchases will
set you back $10,000.00, the rewards in the end will be phenomenol. Just think
if you are in the habit of paying when you and your real relationship are
out on a date and you date several times a year or better yet you are
married and have children, the cost for real relationships each year is,
STAGGERING!!!

(VR) = $10,000.00 vs (RR) = several hundred thounsand dollars in a lifetime.

How to have a different (VR) every day
 
The beauty of the (VRC) is that it has its own operating software that
allows you to run numerous (VR) sessions at the same time. This gives you
multiple choices of prospects (similar to being in a real social setting,
without the feelings of being anti-social).

Coupled with the fact that they will respond positively to any
suggestion you make to them. In other words, if you were in a real
social setting and you spotted an object of your desires, the chances
of you connecting and realizing your desires with that object are slim
and none, whereas with a (VR) you will SCORE everytime!!!

Absolutely no chance of contracting an STD from your (VR)

No more Safe Sex hassles!!! No more loss of sensitivity!!! No more
EPT tests in the morning!!! No more birth control pills!!! No more
infections, warts, herpes, aids, smells, etc.!!! Just good ol'
hardcore sex, sex, sex, or conversation with a trusting, loving Ear,
that will always agree with you and Absolutely, 100% never give
you any ""CRAP""!!!!!

Sounds like a dream come true, doesn't it, well it is TRUE.

If you would like to take a Demo Tour of our club, please send us
(via a private courier, do not send through the US Postal Service)
a deposit (cashiers check only please) for $10,000.00 made payable
to the VRC and we promise we won't cash it until you have joined
the club.

Thanks for reading, hope to see your cashiers check via your
private courier real soon.

Mr. 69

VRC/VROC President of Cashier Check Collections Department