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Started by Candy-Colored Clown
Thu, 20 Jun 1996 00:00
ISO Anal-Retentive Female Libra With Mole On Left Cheek
Author: Candy-Colored Clown
Date: Thu, 20 Jun 1996 00:00
Date: Thu, 20 Jun 1996 00:00
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I am searching for a 24-year-old anal-retentive white female Libra, born
near the 49th parallel, who has shoulder-length auburn hair, a pierced left
nipple, hazel eyes, hairless arms, a mole on her left cheek, webbed feet, can
speak fluent Albanian, weighs 121 pounds, has a veterinary degree from any
Midwestern College beginning with a "P", and enjoys skeet-shooting on
Thursdays, and has been recently convicted for taking indecent liberties with
any hyperactive marsupial. No smokers, please.
"A CANDY-COLORED CLOWN THEY CALL THE SANDMAN"
Re: ISO Anal-Retentive Female Libra With Mole On Left Cheek
Author: the reverse-psychology major
Date: Thu, 20 Jun 1996 00:00
Date: Thu, 20 Jun 1996 00:00
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In article <4qaqnk$pvp@nntp.interaccess.com>, Candy-Colored Clown <breitt@interaccess.com> wrote: > I am searching for a 24-year-old anal-retentive white female Libra, born >near the 49th parallel, who has shoulder-length auburn hair, a pierced left >nipple, hazel eyes, hairless arms, a mole on her left cheek, webbed feet, can >speak fluent Albanian, weighs 121 pounds, has a veterinary degree from any >Midwestern College beginning with a "P", and enjoys skeet-shooting on >Thursdays, and has been recently convicted for taking indecent liberties with >any hyperactive marsupial. No smokers, please. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ o... that rulz me out... oh yeah, plus i'm not a gurl. disregard this. beelzibub -- Yeh, right, like anyone actually eats beaver as part of their regular diet. -- Strawberry Girl <casmith@interlog.com> wrote:
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