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Re: New breakthru in Tiger research

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From: Tiger
Date: Wed, 07 Jan 1998 00:00
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"Dr. Long Wang" <lwang@s.m.dic.cn> writes:

>Emperical test show Qi of tiger amplified in receipient.
>This unexpected result great bonus for dwindling tiger supply and
>expenses.
>Testicles of man who consume tiger penis contain all of tiger qi.  Why? 
>Because China man testicles so small compared to tiger.  One kg human
>testicles equal 10 kg of tiger testicles.
>Same apply tiger bone.  Average China man weigh 55 kg; average tiger
>weigh 300 kg.  So 1 kg man bone equal 6 kg tiger bone.

>All China man want great erection from Tiger magic medicine should get
>instead weaker China man testicle.  China man worth much by the gram.

What a marvelous break through! I admire the great 
achievement you have made. I imagine such progress
is only possible under the leadership of the 
Chinese Communist Party?  
I guess your project is perhaps funded and direct 
supevised by a group ailing supermacy who have the such
hard-core goals but suffered from enough supplier of tigers?
Did you get enough sample experimental statistics to support
the claimed results?

Please tell us your achievement in details, I assume
human testicles as material for your medicine come 
from dead body of crimals? Is it required that the
bodies still be warm before your could harvest from them
'production materials' for your medical use? Doesn't the
'qi' would die as a human becomes dead, so as the testicles
so what you collected could be useless? 
Don't you have other human organs for sale (perhaps crimals)
- I meant for medical transplant? Also, please also tell us
where and how to order your medicine. Please follow up with
a post so more people can see your answers.

best regards.


>Conservation of Qi theory great break thru in limited tiger supply. 
>Only 5,000 tigers alive in world, including zoos.  Fortunately 1,000,000
>China mans have consume tiger population Qi and most all are available
>to fillin supply.

>Dr. Long Wang
>Xeshuan University
>Chin Xao Campus
>Faculty of Science
>Department of Applied Medicine
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From: Tiger <tiger@netcom.com>
Subject: Re: New breakthru in Tiger research
Date: 1998/01/07
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