🚀 go-pugleaf

On Mar 4, 6:12 pm, "Sanders Kaufman" <bu...@kaufman.net> wrote:
> Disgraced, former Mayor of Alaska Sarah "Failin" Palin is looking for a
> network to air an an idea she has for a TV show.
> This became necessary when she found that the for-pay appearances she had
> hoped to do on Fox were too infrequent to support her lavish lifestyle.
>
> One significant problem the networks have is Sarah "Cut-and-Run" Palin's
> lifelong history of starting a job, doing it badly, and then quitting.
> This was true when she operated an illegal fishing business, an tax-dodge
> "car-wash", her term as governor, and her news commentator job on Fox News.
>
> Another problem is her history of tax problems.
> Like Joe "The Plumber" Stack, she engaged in a variety of tax schemes -
> although she ended hers by paying the fines, instead of bombing a federal
> building.
>
> The final and biggest problem is that nobody anywhere, not even in Alaska,
> wants to see Sarah Palin talk shit about America on TV.

What? You think that we want to see you talk shit about anything that
isn't leftist on the INTERNET instead? Go buy a clue. Yeah, not only a
Palin show but the Palin-Biden show!  Would be perfect for Fox. We
could watch Palin shooting animals and cooking and eating them,
shaving her armpits and holding beauty pageants, promoting the U.S.
Constitution and ridiculing communism as the "envy of the world".  You
know, all those things that drive lefty-libs nuts.   Biden on the
other hand could phumpher and tell pointless stories while wandering
around not knowing where he is. Would be good for a million laughs as
he runs into things as he tries to simple tasks like go get the mail!

I'm for it. If you want Joe the Plumber to add a segment with tax
tips, that's OK with me too. I"m sure with all those Dems in Congress
They'd love it too. Even better make it a duo with Joe and Charlie
Rangel. Remember Charlie? The former chair of the House Ways and Means
committee?  "Former" due to a bit of tax evasion which should stand
for him as total qualification as an expert for the "tax tips"
program.