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Article #4228Re: Obese naked American tourist terrorized a peaceful Swiss town
From: Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Date: Sun, 04 Nov 2007 06:55
Date: Sun, 04 Nov 2007 06:55
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Peter Hucker wrote: > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:20:25 +0100, Naked Gonad <bodron57@yahoo.co.uk> wrote: > > > On Oct 16, 5:53 pm, "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com> wrote: > >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 14:28:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce <m...@mighty.co.za> wrote: > >> > Ted wrote: > >> >> On Sep 12, 10:46 am, Rere <rair...@hotmail.com> wrote: > >> >> > An American tourist who ran naked through a peaceful Swiss town, > >> >> > vandalized a church and escaped from police clutches by jumping into a > >> >> > lake could have been on hallucinogenic mushrooms, a local magistrate > >> >> > said. > >> > >> >> > The 34 year-old from Massachusetts, who has since been allowed to > >> >> > return home, ran amok in the western town of Morges, by Lake Geneva, > >> >> > two weeks ago, > >> > >> >> > He started babbling incoherently in the hotel lobby, stripped and ran > >> >> > naked along the quayside, broke a stained glass window in the nearby > >> >> > protestant temple with a stool and set a precious 1898 bible alight, > >> >> > police in Morges said. > >> > >> >> > After being seized and handcuffed by police, he made a leap for > >> >> > freedom into the lake and bit two people who tried to help him while > >> >> > he was hanging on to a boat. > >> > >> >> > Having recovered his senses, he later appeared before investigating > >> >> > magistrate Gilles Riva and "coherently" explained that he had eaten > >> >> > 'magic mushrooms' that he had bought in the Netherlands during a trip > >> >> > through Europe. > >> > >> >> > "He said he had lots of regrets and said sorry at least fifty times," > >> >> > Riva told the Swiss news agency ATS. Riva said the mushroom theory was > >> >> > "possible". > >> > >> >> > The tourist, who also offered 250 dollars for each of the people he > >> >> > bit, was not named. > >> > >> >> >http://tinyurl.com/27lbrq > >> > >> >> Major crime here was being a fat bastard. It appears that most folks > >> >> from America have round faces. > >> > >> > Jumped in a lake, eh? I bet he had a wetback too. > >> > >> What exactly was the crime? Being naked doesn't hurt anyone, and who needs churches anyway? > >> > >> -- > >> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com > >> > >> Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. > >> They just walk around, eating, and not mating. > >> You sold me queer giraffes! I want my money back! > > > > Let us spray > > Gasoline? On what? And shouldn't you have said petrol?
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