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Re: Obese naked American tourist terrorized a peaceful Swiss town

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From: Peter Hucker
Date: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:59
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On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:43:33 +0100, <joblard@hushmail.com> wrote:

> On 19 Oct, 18:00, "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:32:25 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce <m...@mighty.co.za> wrote:
>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 14:28:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce <m...@mighty.co.za> wrote:
>>
>> >> > Ted wrote:
>> >> >> On Sep 12, 10:46 am, Rere <rair...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >> > An American tourist who ran naked through a peaceful Swiss town,
>> >> >> > vandalized a church and escaped from police clutches by jumping into a
>> >> >> > lake could have been on hallucinogenic mushrooms, a local magistrate
>> >> >> > said.
>>
>> >> >> > The 34 year-old from Massachusetts, who has since been allowed to
>> >> >> > return home, ran amok in the western town of Morges, by Lake Geneva,
>> >> >> > two weeks ago,
>>
>> >> >> > He started babbling incoherently in the hotel lobby, stripped and ran
>> >> >> > naked along the quayside, broke a stained glass window in the nearby
>> >> >> > protestant temple with a stool and set a precious 1898 bible alight,
>> >> >> > police in Morges said.
>>
>> >> >> > After being seized and handcuffed by police, he made a leap for
>> >> >> > freedom into the lake and bit two people who tried to help him while
>> >> >> > he was hanging on to a boat.
>>
>> >> >> > Having recovered his senses, he later appeared before investigating
>> >> >> > magistrate Gilles Riva and "coherently" explained that he had eaten
>> >> >> > 'magic mushrooms' that he had bought in the Netherlands during a trip
>> >> >> > through Europe.
>>
>> >> >> > "He said he had lots of regrets and said sorry at least fifty times,"
>> >> >> > Riva told the Swiss news agency ATS. Riva said the mushroom theory was
>> >> >> > "possible".
>>
>> >> >> > The tourist, who also offered 250 dollars for each of the people he
>> >> >> > bit, was not named.
>>
>> >> >> >http://tinyurl.com/27lbrq
>>
>> >> >> Major crime here was being a fat bastard. It appears that most folks
>> >> >> from America have round faces.
>>
>> >> > Jumped in a lake, eh? I bet he had a wetback too.
>>
>> >> What exactly was the crime?  Being naked doesn't hurt anyone, and who needs churches anyway?
>
> Priests?

Fuck the priests.

>> > Why ask me, PHucker? I wasn't there now, was I?
>
> PYPOSTFU.
>
>> It was a general question to the whole group.
>> [waves hand thus]
>>
>
> Which whole group? [waves at sock.men]

No, try again.


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