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Satan is my smurf

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From: Moses Moore
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 20:01
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Yah, I remember the Smurfs=Satan stories.  It had to do with one epidsode when,
as part of a rescue mission, the smurfs rode a bird (a stork? an ibis?) and
displayed a banner with instructions for the lost smurfs on the ground.

The Smurf writing was normal english with parts of each letter removed, so after
looking at it long enough you could see the message (I remember reading the word
"rescue" as part of it when it was on the TV screen briefly).

However, this was all the evidence necessary to expose the grotesque little
daemons in blue hides for the tempters of children that they are.  Thus
Crusaders For Christ(tm) from every corner of our flat Earth stood up and
defied this attempt at corrupting our helpless youth.  etc etc more ranting
and raving.

So, anyone heard rumours of the latest no-really-this-time-for-sure Satan spawn?
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From: jajmoore@lagrange.uwaterloo.ca (Moses Moore)
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Keywords: smurf, satan, nipples, smurfette is a succubus
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