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Article #348Satan is my smurf
From: Moses Moore
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 20:01
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 20:01
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Yah, I remember the Smurfs=Satan stories. It had to do with one epidsode when, as part of a rescue mission, the smurfs rode a bird (a stork? an ibis?) and displayed a banner with instructions for the lost smurfs on the ground. The Smurf writing was normal english with parts of each letter removed, so after looking at it long enough you could see the message (I remember reading the word "rescue" as part of it when it was on the TV screen briefly). However, this was all the evidence necessary to expose the grotesque little daemons in blue hides for the tempters of children that they are. Thus Crusaders For Christ(tm) from every corner of our flat Earth stood up and defied this attempt at corrupting our helpless youth. etc etc more ranting and raving. So, anyone heard rumours of the latest no-really-this-time-for-sure Satan spawn?
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Newsgroups: talk.rumors Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!sparky!uunet!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!cs.utexas.edu!torn!watserv2.uwaterloo.ca!watmath!undergrad.math.waterloo.edu!lagrange.uwaterloo.ca!jajmoore From: jajmoore@lagrange.uwaterloo.ca (Moses Moore) Subject: Satan is my smurf Message-ID: <C0rBn4.DGz@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu> Keywords: smurf, satan, nipples, smurfette is a succubus Sender: news@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu Organization: University of Waterloo Distribution: na Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 20:01:51 GMT Lines: 18