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Dennis Miller is nothing more than your.
average common garden variety NEOCON.
"Auld Chiel" <ac@keech.net> wrote in message
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> Well, Jerry Springer is mulling over a run for the Senate and John
> Adams is no doubt turning in his grave so furiously that if we could
> just hook up a turbine power cable to his headstone we would
> probably solve all our energy woes.
>
> The Pied Piper of Bottom Feeders, Ringmaster of the Cirque de
> Salieri, and now he's set his sights on Congress. Just think of it as
> Mr. Registers-at-Hourly-Rates-Hotels-Under-the-Name Smith Goes
> to Washington.
>
> There's also a geographical track record to consider here. The good
> citizens of Ohio in the past have seen fit to elect Jim Traficant to
> Congress and trust me, Traficant makes Springer look like
> Hammurabi.
>
> Additionally, maybe if we one day glimpse C-Span and see Jerry
> Springer actually being sworn into the United States Senate it will
> shock us--like Charlton Heston in "Planet of the Apes" looking up and
> seeing the chimp on top of the pony--and trigger some much needed
> electoral reform. Say, an IQ Quizometer on the door of the voting
> booth where you have to get seven out of 10 current-events
> questions right before you're allowed in to cast your ballot.
> All right, settle down, liberals. Make that four out of 10.
>
> more at: http://www.opinionjournal.com/extra/?id=110003771
>
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>
>   Well, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt & accept that
>   Dennis has seen the light and left his lefty past behind,
>   especially if he keeps making fun of Democrats. Lots of room
>   in the Big Tent on the Right. Welcome one, welcome all.
>