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Well, Jerry Springer is mulling over a run for the Senate and John
Adams is no doubt turning in his grave so furiously that if we could
just hook up a turbine power cable to his headstone we would
probably solve all our energy woes.

The Pied Piper of Bottom Feeders, Ringmaster of the Cirque de
Salieri, and now he's set his sights on Congress. Just think of it as
Mr. Registers-at-Hourly-Rates-Hotels-Under-the-Name Smith Goes
to Washington.

There's also a geographical track record to consider here. The good
citizens of Ohio in the past have seen fit to elect Jim Traficant to
Congress and trust me, Traficant makes Springer look like
Hammurabi.

Additionally, maybe if we one day glimpse C-Span and see Jerry
Springer actually being sworn into the United States Senate it will
shock us--like Charlton Heston in "Planet of the Apes" looking up and
seeing the chimp on top of the pony--and trigger some much needed
electoral reform. Say, an IQ Quizometer on the door of the voting
booth where you have to get seven out of 10 current-events
questions right before you're allowed in to cast your ballot. 
All right, settle down, liberals. Make that four out of 10.

more at: http://www.opinionjournal.com/extra/?id=110003771

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  Well, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt & accept that 
  Dennis has seen the light and left his lefty past behind,
  especially if he keeps making fun of Democrats. Lots of room
  in the Big Tent on the Right. Welcome one, welcome all.