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Author: that's mr. wonderful to you
Date: Fri, 07 Aug 1992 09:35

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have you ever felt the pain of a popsicle facing its last lick?  the 
suffering involved? the fear that there is no after world? the unknown is 
too much. the popsicle faints before the last lick ever begins. hiding in 
its subconscious the popsicle is transformed after the last lick. but into 
what? will we ever know? most likely not. some mysteries are not for humans 
to know. however, i am not human, so i do know. i know all right. it is so 
disgusting and terrible that i cannot possibly reveal it now. perhaps some 
other time after i have made it up. made up what, you ask? why, made up its 
fate of course. after all, i am in charge here. heh heh heh. 


	PJF---->Biochem. grad student "go away" 

					"now"
				      
                                      "please"

Re: popsicles

Author: Jeff McAffer
Date: Sun, 09 Aug 1992 14:33

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In article <1992Aug7.023546.1@msscc.med.utah.edu> finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu (that's mr. wonderful to you) writes:

 >have you ever felt the pain of a popsicle facing its last lick?  the 
 >suffering involved? the fear that there is no after world? the unknown is 
 >too much. the popsicle faints before the last lick ever begins. hiding in 
 >its subconscious the popsicle is transformed after the last lick. but into 
 >what? will we ever know? most likely not. some mysteries are not for humans 
 >to know. however, i am not human, so i do know. i know all right. it is so 
 >disgusting and terrible that i cannot possibly reveal it now. perhaps some 
 >other time after i have made it up. made up what, you ask? why, made up its 
 >fate of course. after all, i am in charge here. heh heh heh. 

I don't get it.  All my popsicles turn into piss.  Is this abnormal?
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atode, |m         -- Rockin' tunes empty my head and fill my soul!
                     Art!!  Is that you in there?!

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