🚀 go-pugleaf

             Defender of the public!
             Golan goes goo-goo over goulash!
             Hoo-hoo-hoo-hooo!!
             Read it and weep tears of laughter
             I will be cancelled by Klinger!
             Tooo funny!
             Sooo much ha-ha...
             Go right ahead my WiReD friend.
             Sounds like a lot of fun to me.
             Goulash! Goulash!! Goulash!!!
             Maybe not enough Paprika
             is GK's problem...
.
             Bob "Goulash Wars" Allisat

   The following E-Mail message was recieved from General 
   Golan Klinger. It is againt the rules and not very nice
   to publish E-Mail with-out the permission of the person
   who wrote the message to you. However... since this isn't
   "real life" it's okay. At least according to <falco@io.org>
   
   Read on babe, read on ...

>
> From: Golan Klinger <falco@io.org>
> To: ab330@torfree.net
> Newsgroups: tor.eats,tor.general
> Subject: Re: VietNamese? (Was-Re: Hungarian Restaurants in GTA)
>
> Well Bob, there you go again. Was it necessary to cross-post this
> to an unrelated newsgroup? I don't think so, obviously you do. What
> you should know that I have received thus far more than 30 "way to go"
> type messages including one from someone who said he would pay my legal
> bills should any arise from this matter. (I explained that the usenet
> isn't real life and canceling posts is neither illegal nor liable.)
>
> What I have done is begin coding my cancel bot which will be completed
> in a day or two. At that time I have to make the decision as to whether
> or not to follow through. You haven't given me any reason not to so I
> suppose I will. I wonder how I am going to deal with the influx of
> "thank you" messages I will invariably receive. Any mail from you
> however will be hastily directed to /dev/null. Yes, I do know about
> kill-files but since most people don't, I will do the public a
> service.
>
> --
> Golan Klinger [falco@io.org]      For long you live and high you fly
>                                   And smiles you'll give and tears 
> you'll cry
> Good, fast or cheap.              And all you touch and all you see
> Pick two...                       Is all your life will ever be
>


Background...



Golan Klinger (falco@io.org) wrote:
:
: Bob,
:
: 	You've driven me (and dozens of others out of tor.general with
: your useless, redundant, ignorant, 40 column posts and now you invaded my
: favourite newsgroup. 
:
: 	BE GONE!
:
: 	I don't care about your bloody civil rights, I don't care about
: your opinions, I just don't care. Go away or I start canceling every post
: you make to any newsgroup and if you don't like it you can complain to
: news and I will cancel that too. 
:
: 	I am dead serious.
: -- 
: Golan Klinger [falco@io.org]      For long you live and high you fly
:                                   And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
: Good, fast or cheap.              And all you touch and all you see
: Pick two...                       Is all your life will ever be
: