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On Wed, 30 Jul 1997 23:49:28 GMT, Nathan Richards wrote:

+  	Me?  Why should I volunteer with TFN?  I have better things to do.

Well there is no question that since Nathan co-habitates with the
beast-man Nabil, he has MANY MANY better things to do.

All their neighbours talk of the ecstatic hollers and breathy grunts
that accompany their busy days and nights of squeaking the bed
springs.

Oh Nathan! Oh Nabil! ...  Their cries of joy can be heard wafting far
into the far reaches of outer megacity were, locked away in their
suburban pleasure palace, they keep each other very busy. 

Very busy Indeed.
Day after sweaty day.
Night after sweaty night.

Do not interrupt their joy with the vulgarities of volunteering for
TFN activities, for they do enough for all of us. They set an example
of unity and passion that we could all take example for. Two men
united with a rapture that would make Vulcan and Venus jealous of
their raw primordial lust.

Nathan and Nabsie sitting in a tree.

K - i - s - s - i - n - g

First comes love, then comes marriage, then...

Umm... Then... Well..

Oh forget it.




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           Dmytri Kleiner -- Quirk
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           P.S.  Oh, Nevermind.           you down"

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