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Re: I DO HEREBY DECLARE...

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From: Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick
Date: Mon, 17 Jun 1996 00:00
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This wisdom in triangle.bizarre did Kevin Philip Neal impart:

: Is reading the news that complicated to you guys? Sheesh.

Unfortunately, it is for me.  Being a Prophet of Smerp, I am required to
sacrifice six waterfowl whilst hanging from a near-empty ferris wheel from
my heels, utilizing all the various chants and hum-hum-hums usually
required before I can ever start up my newsreader. 

See how much I go through to give you THIS kind of QUALITY?



                                               --Gurk

-- 
       ==  Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick  ==  GURK, PROPHET OF SMERP  ==
       ||  asdamick@unity.ncsu.edu  ||  Trust what I tell you.  ||
       ==  ncsu.soc --> ncsu.* -->  ==  triangle.bizarre --> *  ==
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From: asdamick@unity.ncsu.edu (Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick)
Subject: Re: I DO HEREBY DECLARE...
Date: 1996/06/17
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