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Re: Looking for "Turning 40" jokes and ideas!

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From: Archbishop Smirk
Date: Fri, 26 Jul 1996 00:00
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Papa Frisbee (aka Joe Slater) (papadisc@nando.net) wrote:
>Well, I turned 40 last year, and since then, whenever anyone else turns 40,
>I always say something like "40? You're only 40? I could have sworn you
>were much, much older than that. This is really depressing since I had used
>you as my role model for how I would like to be ten years from now..."
>and so on, and so forth...
>
>Have fun {:*)

 I say that all the time, Papa Frisbee.  Just last month, I turned 3,741
 and I say all the time: "3,740?  You're only 3,740?  I could have sworn
 you were much, much older than that."  Of course...being anything above
 3,700 years old sucks...you seem to lose your sense of humor and you
 become cranky.  And no matter what they may tell you...Social Security
 sucks.  But you get in free at amusement parks at least :)

 Ryan Younce
 3,741 going on 3,742
 
-- 
Ryan Younce            |"Scaredy comes outside, sees Greck fly by, and throws
cheshire@catt.ncsu.edu | a Linux boot disk into the trash.  Greck sees Scaredy
jryounce@pams.ncsu.edu | and starts to cry out: 'Scaredy! SCA-AAAAAAARR-DEE!!'
"HERFH! HERFH! HERFH!" | Greck disappears over the hill..."
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From: cheshire@catt.ncsu.edu (Archbishop Smirk)
Subject: Re: Looking for "Turning 40" jokes and ideas!
Date: 1996/07/26
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