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Re: Looking for "Turning 40" jokes and ideas!

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From: Keith Weston
Date: Wed, 24 Jul 1996 00:00
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Ummmmm....

40?  Man, you've already got one foot in the grave!

Lordy, Lordy: __________ is 40.
That's why (s)he's all wrinkled and warty.

Sorry, that's the best I can do.  I'm just 34 and I don't know anyone who's 40 
yet....

jkw


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From: jkweston@email.unc.edu (Keith Weston)
Subject: Re: Looking for "Turning 40" jokes and ideas!
Date: 1996/07/24
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