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Billy D <billy_d@dundalk.com> writes:

>In article <szkk6wicf6n.fsf@fnord.io.com>, patrick@io.com says...

>>Billy D <billy_d@dundalk.com> writes:

>>>In article <szkacxfwl8o.fsf@fnord.io.com>, patrick@io.com says...

>>>>Billy D <billyd@dundalk.com> writes:

>>>>>In article <szkpt6edqj7.fsf@fnord.io.com>, patrick@io.com says...

>>>>[...]

>>>>>>I feel better if I'm truthful about my opinions, with which your ranting
>>>>>>has nothing in common.  What's it like, being kicked out of rehab?

>>>>>What's it like sucking Michael Moore's weenie moron?

>>>>I have no idea.  After all, you're the IQ-65 wizard who's obsessed with
>>>>him. 

>>>Obsessed? I hardly think so My opinion of Moore is that he's an unamerican
>>>piece of shit who should be exiled to France Now get back to your hockey
>>>site mono

>>Maybe you should try posting in English.

>Yo!  Homo try this on for size -

I don't need your malignantly overinflated ego, sorry.

>The number of the beast may well be 666. But it's name is Patrick 
>Leg-hump-phrey. You squat-brained mentally challenged puffball. 

...so "mentally challenged" I put my own web pages together, and have a
bachelor's degree from back before you were shat out into this world.

>Your vileseome existence nauseates me beyond compare. Egoist is not a word
>I'd use to describe you, for although it poorly describes your self-centred
>little universe, the word assumes the presence of a cerebral cortex,
>something you clearly function without.

Yeah, I guess that's why I can translate "bcpl.net" to the Baltimore area.
Are you excited about being allowed into second grade this month?

>The only constructive suggestion I can make to you is that you end it all now
>in the hope, albeit vain hope, that your soul re-enters the world in
>something more useful, more meaningful, and not nearly so unpleasant.

Sorry, but you're stuck with me in reality.  I've got a wife to cleave to.
You're still a couple of decades away from growing up, judging from your
behavior.  

>If you cut your losses now, and exit this mortal coil you could return as
>say, a leech or a slug. I of course, will have the salt ready. I wonder at
>your ability to imitate something organic. It is so mindlessly cunning. How
>can you be so blindly unaware of the loathing and revulsion you engender
>wherever you go?

Probably because it's hard to be aware of figments of your imagination, until
you start screaming them in newsgroups.

>Your head is filled with the dust from the half-dozen or so thoughts you have 
>managed to snare within your lifetime. Rabid ferrets have more social grace 
>than you. You are hopelessness incarnate, a parading peacock that has no 
>feathers, no legs and only half a beak. 

You're copying that from a book, you know.

>You are so stupid you don't even realize your nickname at school was
>"Cholera" or indeed, why such a name was bestowed upon you by your
>contemporaries Have you ever wondered why you have no friends, only people
>who do their pathetic best to avoid you? Doesn't it disturb you that you are
>such a social anathema, such a repulsive unnatural force that the only forum
>left open to you, possibly, is state politics?

That explains the other 35 or so newsgroups I'm participating in, some of
which I've been doing so in since, oh, 1989...

Let me know if the local school keeps you in first grade again this year.

-- 
  Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com)  Houston, Texas
     www.chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php  (TCI's 2003-04 Houston Aeros)