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http://www.observer.co.uk/iraq/story/0,12239,958527,00.html

What's going on here? Our honest, stalwart, man of his word, Presidential 
triumvirate(President Karl Dick Rummysfeld, New Republican) seems to be 
reneging on their often stated plans for a quick return of Iraq to the 
Iraqis?  How many times since January has this group of New Republicans 
in Washington DC told the world that we going to bring Democracy to long 
suffering Iraqis!  That we, were liberators and would leave quickly once 
we had installed Democracy in this beleaguered land.

Seems that just as soon as the (predictably to everyone but them)in 
fighting between Iraqi factions, and the continued rampant looting and 
resistence was going to impede the guaranty that the Texas OIL cabal 
might not remain a reality for very long once troops left Iraq.  result 
out with the facade, abandon the first tier of lies, seque into the 
second tier of even more egregious lies.

Yeppers, I sure do like them thar New Republicans, they got 
sticktoitiveness, an I jes plum admire a man with that!  Why who knows 
what mighta happened if say that bald little McCain fella or even that 
Clinton lackey Gore had won the election?  Hell, we might never even have 
had a shot at all that cheap oil. We jes had to show them Iraqis whose 
boss, an hell them oil fields will make fine memorials to all our fine 
kids in the army who died protectin' us 'muricans birthright, namely 
cheap oil.

Where would we have gone to try out all that fancy lectronic warfare 
stuff? That snake bin Laden an his bunch won't play fair and tell our 
fine Commander-in-Chief where he's at so we can blast him with that 
stuff. Damn Frog-chompin Frenchies mighta got their cork poppin fingers 
aroun that oil and THEN where would all our fine 'murican soccer moms 
have gotten cheap gas to go toolin' cross the playing fields in their 
SUV's with?

hmmmmm, that soccer thing does bother me though, seems well, somehow un-
murican if ya know what I mean,


Monte