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On Sat, 13 May 2000 18:13:45 -0400, Anonymous Sender
<nobody@mixmaster.shinn.net> wrote:

>Welcome to the Worst City in America!
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>Baltimore, Maryland Top 10 List
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>Baltimore, Maryland has a lot to be proud of... don't you think???
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Pro log: Baltimore has the worst credit rating of any city in the US
because it was the first to default on the payment of its municipal
bonds. That says volumes about the honesty and integrity of Baltimore.
It is said that anybody who will lie to one will steal from one, so
the lie was the bond and the theft was the default. Don't carry money
with you anywhere near Baltimore.
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>*1) Baltimore City is the Syphilis Capital of the U.S.
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>*1) Maryland is the Robbery Capital of the nation
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>*1) Baltimore is the Most Kid Unfriendly City in the country
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>*1) Baltimore is rated #1 in the nation for hospital emergency room
>admissions due to legal/illegal drugs
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>*2) Baltimore is the 2nd Deadliest City in the nation per capita for
>murder
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>*2) Baltimore City is rated #2 in the U.S. for active cases of Gonorrhea
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>*2) Baltimore City ranks #2 in loss of it's population behind
>Washington, DC which ranks #1 in the country
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>*3) Maryland has the 3rd Worst AIDS rate in the U.S.
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>*3) Baltimore City is rated #3 in the country for active cases of
>Chlamydia
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>4) Maryland is the 4th Most Murderous State in the nation
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>5) Maryland has the 5th Worst STDs rate in the U.S.
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>*6) Baltimore ranks 6th Worst in the country in Dining Dangers for too
>few restaurant inspections per year
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>*6) Maryland ranks 6th Worst in the nation for the birth of low
>birthweight babies
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>*7) Maryland is the 7th Most Dangerous State in the country
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>*7) Baltimore is the 7th Worst Crime-Violent City in the nation
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>8) Eight divided by 2 is the number of dead bodies found floating in
>Baltimore's Inner Harbor (since November 1998)
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>9) Maryland ranks #9 in the country for motor vehicle theft
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>*10) Baltimore has recorded 10 consecutive years of 300+ murders
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>*10) Maryland ranks #10 in the nation for criminal assaults
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>*10) Maryland has the 10th Worst infant mortality rate in the U.S.
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>Mayor Martin O'Malley will tell you rightfully that Baltimore City
>ranks #1 for Arts and Culture but he's been busy trying to bury the
>rest of the unsettling facts found on this Top 10 List! You have to
>wonder if Mayor O'Muck has trouble with the truth, double standards or
>BOTH!
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>Want more...
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>http://omalley.ismad.com
>http://baltimore.home-page.org
>http://conventions.home-page.org
>http://baltimore-tourism.home-page.cc
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