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impLAnt <imp@yoyo.mil> wrote...
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:"Lee Sharp" <bofh@PeakUSA.com> wrote:
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:: OK, Numb Nutz.  

  Very intellegent debating point Mr. Sharp--
you are a bright one.

::First, last, and only respons to the trolling.

  Doubtful--of course your the censor type so
anything that you don't agree with is labeled
a troll.


:Numb Nutz. Quite the intellectual, no?

  I was impressed--you must remember what he
is.


::: |Once was a cabal
:: 
:: Still is.  We get togeather about once a month 
::for lunch.
:
:That is true. I called once to fact-check this.
: 
::: |with odor most foul,
:: 
:: I bathe regularly, as do the others.  We can prove 
::it.  

  Oh-but I doubt Chris Lewis will admit to bathing with
you--he's shy you know.

:: Come to lunch, and we can throw food at you.

  Your lunch habits seem to be quite like your
debating style.

:
:How old do you suppose LeeLee is?!
: 
::: |comprised of crooked i.s.p.s

  Ah yes--those that advertise UNLIMITED
or UNMETERED and the limit and meter their
customers.  Any who have any experience with
crooked ISPs like this might go to:

 http://www.ftc.gov/

  They have handy online complaint forms that
you can fill out right there when you've
been the victum of false advertising.  
Remember--it's what they advertise that counts--
not the nonsense TOS after they've taken your 
money.  That's a standard crooked practice in
many areas of business althought the ISP 
industry takes the cake.

:: 
:: I do not now, nor have I ever, worked for an ISP.

  Perhaps you could get a job at Burger King with
Mr. Bellomy.

:
:Thank heaven. But he does like to stay networked should 
:the opportunity bite him in the ass.

  Probably be the best sex of his life.

:
:: I got my Censorous Cabal Bastard pin for my moderation CFV.
:
:Yes that was quite a joke.


   The moderation or Lee Sharp?


::  I know that facts have little to do with the day to 
:: day life of the kook kabal, but I wanted to included them
:: for the amusment of the poeple in the group 

  Well I did find it curious you felt compelled to mention
how often you bath.  You know if you have a problem with odor
you might see a physician--might be some medical problem.


:: who actually use that 10 pounds of grey matter over 
:: there shoulders.
:
:As we see, Lee "I'm Smart, 

  Mascot of Mensa.

:You're Stupid" Sharp is quite the smug bastard,
:which is truly profound considering he can barely spell.
:
::: |but when found out,
:: 
::  Yep.  We were damn sneeky.  We hid our messages on 
:: Usenet.

  You keep using 'we'.  Even the cabal wouldn't be
associated with a dimb bulb such as yourself--you'd
be an embarrassment which is really saying something.

:
:That's literally quite true. LeeLee and his h.i.p takeover 
:buddies were conspiring like mad in a few local and 
:seldomly-used technical groups normally reserved for true 
:admins.

  Ah--that explains it.

::: |as they were just rotten kid-dies
::
::    31, actually, 
:
:And still throwing food?
:
:: but thanks for the compliment.  I do like to date 
::younger women.  

  Yes--but kidnapping is illegal sir aside from the
moral implications of the act.

:
:There we see a beautiful example of the utter vapid 
:shallowness of the man.

  And an indication of a disfunctional organ.

:: My last girlfriend <you do know what those are don't 
:: you?> was 22, and fun to keep up with. 8-P

  Yes--but she'll report it as soon as she realizes
your not dangerous.

:
:And therefore his other weaknesses, both physical and 
:mental.

  I find the guy amusing--send him over to the
real cabal--even they would agree.

:
::  Now, while your pathetic attempts at wit and satire were 
:: moderately amusing, they lack a certain something...  
::Say... Talent?

  Ah--'Talent'--guess that explains the 22 year old.  Did
you use MasterCard or Visa?


:Indeed. LeeLee has come to be quite discerning when it comes 
:to getting a new asshole ripped; I fear I may have spoiled him 
:for other men.
:
::  I suggest you do a Dejanews search on Douglas G. Henke.
:
:Search on "Douglas G. Henke"? Naw, doesn't work: Try
:"henke@rocza.krall.org". We hear so precious (thankfully?) little 
:of him here anymore, since you and he attempted a hostile takeover 
:of h.i.p.
:
:Took your advice: I powersearched his spoofed From: line 
:<bravo Douglas!> to uncover 191 unique messages. Real Sominex 
:shit, the lot of it, but it was interesting to note Mr Henke is 
:a Tamagotchi fan (as I myself have accumulated a massive colection 
:of the toy).
:
:Otherwise, Douglas "Where's Dick Depew when you need 'im?" 
:Henke proves to be little more than another CPU-hugging technodork, 

  I feel sorry for the guy.

:brandishing bold fantasies as some sort of BoFH-wannabe. Like Lee, 
:he really doesn't do jack shit as far as USENET, yet for some 
:reason lords himself over mere "lusers" as he refers to you and I. 

  It means he has a small you know what--overcompensation--can't
be helped.

:When not posting to alt.peeves, he's busy being a groupie in 
:alt.sysadmin.recovery, alt.unix.wizards, comp.os.linux.alpha.. 
:You get the idea.

  Yes--but remember that he washes himself--or so he claims.

:But he's not without entertainment value. Favorite Quip: 
:"Peeve: the number of people running amok who don't know the 
:difference between markup and page layout, nor between platform 
:independence and a big green donkey dick." Well said, well spoken.
:
:He once toasted Phoenix' butt with this gem about censorship: 
:Douglas claimed Phoenix <his ISP, a/k/a Charter Communications, 
:or C-Com> was "blacklisting" UDP'ed sites and hollered loud and clear, 
:demanding to know exactly WHO was being censored:
:
:+ "If the answers to those questions are "whomever we happen to feel like
:+ blocking at the moment" and "because we feel like it," I think I -- to
:+ say nothing of the rest of your customers, and potential customers --
:+ have some cause for concern."
:
:But wait! Check this out:
:
:+ "Let's make h.i.p.r, and abandon h.i.p to the vandals (except maybe a
:+ FAQ autoposted once a week to lead newbies to the real group).  Maybe
:+ later we can rmgroup it, or reclaim it, or plow it up and plant
:+ potatoes in it."
:
:WTF?!! Is this hypocritical bastard the same Douglas G. Henke?! Like Lee
:Sharp, this dude deserves to be dumped straight into the "Who The Fuck Do
:You Think You Are Anyway?" bin. Why Lee brought his name up is queer.
:
::  If you can achieve his level of talent, you would be most welcome to 
:: come back and entertain us.  If not, we can contact Prodigy and see about 
:: getting you TOSed.

  Ah--a censor.  What he means is if you critisize Texas.Net he'll
try and get your plug pulled.  The funny thing here is that even
an in-the-gutter ISP like Texas.Nut wouldn't touch this guy
with a ten foot pole.

:LeeLee, like Douglas in the preceding quote, is using the Royal 
:"we" of course. Quite delusional, and equally toothless I assure you.

  It's the small wanger thing again.

: 
:gippah <gippah@spyvspy.com> wrote:
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:> Lee Sharp wrote:
:> 
:> > we can contact Prodigy and see about getting you TOSed.
:> 
:> Nazi.
:
:Meow.

  I still feel sorry for him.

                  Steve
                  news.admin.censorship


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