🚀 go-pugleaf

On Thu, 23 Mar 2000 17:00:29 +0000, support <support@webworlds.net>
wrote:

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>> >Sure, but then it's an offensive weapon they've come to check isn't it.
>> 
>> Only when they are used as such.  Till then they most certainly are
>> not.  A baseball bat can be used as an offensive weapon.  A very
>> deadly one.  Must they be registered and inspected too?
>
>Offensive weapon is _Their_ definition, not mine.

I consider government in general an offensive weapon.  Perhaps we
should insist on reciprocal inspections?

>> >> Right, so let's kill and eat anyone that's not like Ghandi.
>> >
>> >Err, wasn't he vegetarian?
>> 
>> Are you telling me he killed an ate defenseless plants?
>
>S'right, appalling innit? At least animals get a chance to run away.

The man was positively barbaric.  I retract my previous statements
about him.

>> >That's one of 'em. God grows grass, Man brews alcohol; who do you trust?
>> 
>> Let me just try em both again please?  THis may take some time to
>> answer.  Please be patient.
>
>A drinks too wet without one as they say ;�)

...okay and now the grass again....

>> >> >'ollocks! The aggressors will try to take out the warning systems first.
>> >> >So once we're toast, the US will react? Whoopsie-do!
>> >>
>> >> I don't understand.  You have a problem with that?
>> >
>> >I live 4 miles from a major US Spy base....
>> 
>> I sleep well knowing you lot are there to serve as an early warning
>> flare.  I humbly thank you.  <takes bow>
>
>So this man who espouses freedom is a closet Imperialist!?

That's ludicrous, I have absolutely no desire to drink tea.

>> God grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the
>> good fortune to run into the ones I do and the eyesight to tell the
>> difference.
>
>Amen
>
>Sounds like a Kurt Vonnegut quote

Who's gut?
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