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Will Rogers Said It!

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From: jennifer
Date: Sun, 12 Jan 2003 22:01
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Will Rogers Said It!

1. Don't squat with your spurs on.

2. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.

3. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back
in.

4. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and 
then
to make sure its still there.

5. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog around.

6. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started
roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot  him... The 
moral:
When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

7. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

8. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

9. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

10. Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.

11. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

12. Always drink upstream from the herd.

13. When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be
surprised if they learn their lesson.

14. When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown
around by somebody else.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it 
back 
in your pocket.

16. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

17. There are three kinds of men, the one that learns by reading, the few
who learn by observation and the rest who have to pee on the electric 
fence 
for themselves.

http://www.willrogers.org/
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