🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <1992Apr5.205244.6540@menudo.uh.edu>, st17t@menudo.uh.edu (David Bonds) writes:
|> In article <aFiqiB1w164w@unkaphaed.UUCP> phaedrus@unkaphaed.UUCP (James Hartman, Sysop) writes:
|> >mo@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Mohit Goyal) writes:
|> >
|> >> Hello, please mail me if you would be gracious enough to give me the first
|> >> page of your Windows manual.  Any version, from 1.0 to 3.1.  Thank you.
|> >
|> >Hi, I want to purchase Windows 3.1 at the upgrade price but I never purchased
|> >Windows to begin with.  Would you give me your first page too?
|> >
|> >A thousand 1/2 :-)s.
|> 
|> Or even better :
|> Hi, I want to purchase OS2 v2.0 at the upgrade price, but I never purchased
|> Windows to begin with.  I'd like several first pages, so my friends can
|> get it at the upgrade price too!
|> 
|> 1,024  1/2 ;-)s.
|> 

The solution for all of you.  Go to your local college library or
computer lab and rip the first page from _their_ manual.  Spill some
coffee or smear some chewing gum over the place where they've
stamped "Property of XYZ University"... :)

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