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2 total messages Started by Eric Hollander Mon, 11 Jan 1993 04:00
knives
#1
Author: Eric Hollander
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 04:00
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Please don't throw knives.
Re: knives
#2
Author: SENDIAA
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 15:40
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In article <1iqrce$8kn@agate.berkeley.edu>
hh@soda.berkeley.edu (Eric Hollander) writes:
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>Please don't throw knives.
 
Please shop with me, the frog gulped, growing grim.
Let snoopers take the suitcases to jail,
Eating the raw fish wrapped in rice, the quail
As yet unhatched. Soon we will fry with Jim.
 
Soon there will be a party and a score
Enough for elegance. Off to the shore!
Don't wit with me, or I will feed you more!
 
Or have you seen the loony spoons at night,
Nosing their way through luminescent peas,
Taking their gaze off of the mystic freeze --
Throw them away! I can't endure the sight!
 
Haven't you read the paper in the news?
Read about Casper! See the way he chews!
Only a ghost like that could dig the blues!
 
Wasn't it you, who said, in eighty-five,
"Knives shall succumb --" oh prophet, it was you.
No as an answer will not strike me true;
I am rejoicing that you are alive.
 
Vodka galore! Bring out the oysters too!
Even Godzilla wants to play with you!
Sing happy five! And march through pools of glue!
 
Diana
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